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[vivifier]

[  Okay. So apparently he can't actually phase through the cast and get it off that way.  He'd intended on just doing that instead of asking any single person for help or even just going to hospital and waiting for hours for someone there to do it.  But he'd tried, and he couldn't actually get enough space between the cast, the brace and his actual skin to maneuver the room to actually get the thing off. 

So it was either man up and ask for help or what he actually ended up doing:  speeding to Star Labs, stealing a bunch of their speedster-proof alcohol and holing up in his apartment.  

Of course that meant that once he was actually drunk, he turned on some music annoyingly loudly (oh god, it's Taylor Swift, WHY is it Taylor Swift?) and opened up an audio-link. Oh, joy. ] 


Someone! Get this thing off of me! Before I find a saw! 

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[vivifier]

Right. That. That thing.

[snowandfrost]

How much have you had to drink?

[vivifier]

Just one. Can. Of the...cans. I have three.

[snowandfrost]

Don't...please tell me you're not drinking and running, which is as bad as drinking and driving.

[vivifier]

[ He scoffs. ]

I haven't left my apartment.

[snowandfrost]

Then how did you get the speedster booze?

[vivifier]

[ Oh the air expulsion noise that he makes. ]

I meant after I drank it.

[snowandfrost]

You drank and ran?!

[vivifier]

No, no, no, no no. I went to Star Labs, I got it, ran home then I drank it.

[snowandfrost]

[She's just...face palming over here]

Do not take off the cast. Not until we can get Kara or a proper x-ray to make sure everything has healed up correctly.

[vivifier]

Sure, let's just leave it on forever. Then you'll always know where I am.

[snowandfrost]

Not forever. It’ll come off once you’ve healed up properly.

[vivifier]

And if I find a buzzsaw once I'm sober.

[snowandfrost]

Savitar. No.

[Reasoning with a drunk person is not a good idea.]

[vivifier]

Savitar yes.

[snowandfrost]

Do not take that cast off.

[She's reeling in her anger here because it wouldn't do for her to get to the "so help me~" stage.]

[vivifier]

But, I don't want it on.

[snowandfrost]

...do you want me to get someone else to convince you to keep it on?

[vivifier]

Caitlin, I don't want any of it.

[ Well, that was more honest than he would've liked. Damn you, alcohol. ]

Who?

[snowandfrost]

[That's the first he's called her Caitlin.]

Don't want any of what?

[vivifier]

[ Look what happens when you're drunk. ]

Any of it.

[snowandfrost]

[She could pursue the line of questioning.]

Where are you?

[She grabs the coat that's nearby]

[vivifier]

In my apartment.

[snowandfrost]

...which apartment?

[vivifier]

The one I live in.

[ Two minutes later, he gives her an apartment #. ]