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time_fragment_main2018-02-16 03:38 pm
kid_flash_found) wrote in time_fragment_main2018-02-16 03:38 pm
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[Video] Not all the dragons seem huge.
GuysguysguysguysGUYS! [There is one very excited teenager struggling not to vibrate his phone out of his hands or something equally awkward.]
You know how there's dragons everywhere, and they're really totally cool, well most of them. But, well, one of them apparently followed me home from a place I didn't even think actually existed. I called him a puppy there, and I guess that's kinda his name or something. He's a very good pet, helped us defeat this one giant killer robot and everything. So, without further ado...
[A moment while he finds something to prop the camera against before he brings the dog-sized purple reptilian thing back into view.]
Here's the puppy. Isn't he adorable? He already knows a couple tricks and everything. But, um, no baths, ever. Well, maybe if the fate of the world depends on it. Anyway, I'm so keeping him. Maybe he and Barney can have play-dates, right?
[[OOC: Yeeeah, he found the "puppy" from the sci-fi splinter reality the spirit behind Bedlam cooked up in the Young Justice 80-Page Giant. Normally quite manageable, it grows to kaiju dimensions when wet. But hopefully that won't be demonstrated any time soon.]]
You know how there's dragons everywhere, and they're really totally cool, well most of them. But, well, one of them apparently followed me home from a place I didn't even think actually existed. I called him a puppy there, and I guess that's kinda his name or something. He's a very good pet, helped us defeat this one giant killer robot and everything. So, without further ado...
[A moment while he finds something to prop the camera against before he brings the dog-sized purple reptilian thing back into view.]
Here's the puppy. Isn't he adorable? He already knows a couple tricks and everything. But, um, no baths, ever. Well, maybe if the fate of the world depends on it. Anyway, I'm so keeping him. Maybe he and Barney can have play-dates, right?
[[OOC: Yeeeah, he found the "puppy" from the sci-fi splinter reality the spirit behind Bedlam cooked up in the Young Justice 80-Page Giant. Normally quite manageable, it grows to kaiju dimensions when wet. But hopefully that won't be demonstrated any time soon.]]
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You see the guy in on the screen, that's Grumpa. He's like, sorta my Grampa Barry, only he's a total poopypants. Not that it means you can bite him or step on him or anything.
[He turns to the phone again.]
I should think you'd be surprised to see something that was never a fixed timestream show up, too. But he saved us all from the evil robot Space Princess Arrowette accidentally set loose, and I didn't have to be the monkey that time, even. Usually when reality gets twisted, I end up with a tail, but that time, I got a puppy that isn't a puppy.
[Nope, Bart's a little too excited to listen, and, honestly, isn't sure he isn't talking at the edge of too fast to be understood as the purple scaly thing sits on his arm and he scratches it happily.]
You should get a pet. Then maybe you wouldn't be grumpy all the time.
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I don't know anyone you just mentioned.
And I don't want a pet.
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[Bart tries not to think about that, because he still sometimes doubts that he's in any position better than Savitar.]
It was never exposed to the Speed Force, so...I don't know, I'm still a little fuzzy on the finer points of temporal physics.
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Besides, it'd be nice to have someone who isn't always looking at me funny. Animals never do, you know? They just think their humans are awesome.
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