[Video] Not all the dragons seem huge.

[kid_flash_found]

GuysguysguysguysGUYS! [There is one very excited teenager struggling not to vibrate his phone out of his hands or something equally awkward.]

You know how there's dragons everywhere, and they're really totally cool, well most of them. But, well, one of them apparently followed me home from a place I didn't even think actually existed. I called him a puppy there, and I guess that's kinda his name or something. He's a very good pet, helped us defeat this one giant killer robot and everything. So, without further ado...

[A moment while he finds something to prop the camera against before he brings the dog-sized purple reptilian thing back into view.]

Here's the puppy. Isn't he adorable? He already knows a couple tricks and everything. But, um, no baths, ever. Well, maybe if the fate of the world depends on it. Anyway, I'm so keeping him. Maybe he and Barney can have play-dates, right?

[[OOC: Yeeeah, he found the "puppy" from the sci-fi splinter reality the spirit behind Bedlam cooked up in the Young Justice 80-Page Giant. Normally quite manageable, it grows to kaiju dimensions when wet. But hopefully that won't be demonstrated any time soon.]]

Comments

[kid_flash_found]

Because it's something from my end of things. I means...maybe there's somewhere I can run home to, someday.

[Bart tries not to think about that, because he still sometimes doubts that he's in any position better than Savitar.]

It was never exposed to the Speed Force, so...I don't know, I'm still a little fuzzy on the finer points of temporal physics.

[vivifier]

Most of the things here weren't exposed to the speed force.

[kid_flash_found]

Most of the things here are from roughly the same world, or worlds in contact with that reality.

[vivifier]

Yes, I often see dragons back home.

[kid_flash_found]

Maybe you just weren't looking in the right places. This guy's magical, after all. Or at least the being that shaped the version of reality it came from was. Magic is pretty scary shit.

[vivifier]

I am pretty sure I didn't miss a dragon.

[kid_flash_found]

I could point out that you're the only god you've met.

[vivifier]

And you'd be wrong.

[kid_flash_found]

Oh, who that actually counts?

[vivifier]

Not your business.

[kid_flash_found]

As long as it wasn't Darkseid. You shouldn't be making nice with him.

[vivifier]

I don't know who that is.

[kid_flash_found]

Please, keep it that way. The multiverse will thank you.

Besides, it'd be nice to have someone who isn't always looking at me funny. Animals never do, you know? They just think their humans are awesome.

[vivifier]

Uh huh.

[kid_flash_found]

You really never had anyone care about you, huh?

[vivifier]

Look at you. Paying attention.

[kid_flash_found]

Unlike you. Since that totally isn't true here.

[vivifier]

Excuse me?

[kid_flash_found]

People. Care. About. You.

[vivifier]

Didn't ask.

[kid_flash_found]

You don't have to, Gramps. One of the many burdens of being human.

[vivifier]

Right. We're done.