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[commanderspecs]

[How does this happen. How. How. Barry moves out of the way when he sees a stampede of...vikings?! He's standing out on a sidewalk somewhere downtown, not seeing a familiar sight anywhere. At least not like how it is back home. He sends out the all video signal]

Just what the heck is going on here?! Who's Gideon? Where am I?!

[He's hyperventilating or close enough to it, not amused at what is going on, and tries to make sense of it all.]

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[commanderspecs]

Barry Allen. I'm...I'm a CSI with Central City Police Department.

[vivifier]

Some things don't change, I guess.

[commanderspecs]

Are you a CSI as well, then?

[vivifier]

I used to be. More of a...bio-engineer now.

[commanderspecs]

A bioengineer?

[vivifier]

Specifically in regards to metahumans.

[commanderspecs]

Metahumans?

[Nope. He is going to keep his distance then. Because he left his watch at home and there was no way for him to identify the metahumans that had been running rampant all over Central City.]

[vivifier]

I know you know what metahumans are, Barry Allen.

[commanderspecs]

...they've only started to appear all over Central City. There's...there's quite a few of them that have turned to a life of crime. There's even rumors that there's someone that's bringing them together to take over Central.

[vivifier]

Yes, I can't imagine why people suddenly cut off and ostracized from everything they knew and everyone they loved would turn to a life of crime. That is truly a mystery.

Right. Zoom. You should probably get on that.

[commanderspecs]

Maybe that's like that where you're from. But not where I'm from. Dr. Wells has taken on so much responsibility for all that's happened.

[vivifier]

Oh, so the metahumans who are turning to crime on your world, they're just all bad people gone worse? Every single one of them?

Yeah, well. Maybe you should wonder why that is.

[commanderspecs]

I don't run tabs on all of them, Mr. Garrick. Right now, my captain's tasked me with working with Patty Spivot on tracking the movements of Killer Frost.

[And moving Detective West's cases to the top of his work pile.]

[vivifier]

Yeah, that must be really difficult. I'll give you a clue: follow the impossibly ridiculous ice slides.

Maybe after that, you can figure out The Flash's secret identity.

[commanderspecs]

...what's the Flash?

[vivifier]

A serial killer. Also a superhero. On your world, anyway.

[commanderspecs]

How can one be a serial killer and a superhero?

[vivifier]

...does Earth 2 not have pretending?

[commanderspecs]

[He gives a pained sound and suddenly switches hands, shaking his right hand]

Does your corner of the multiverse have people that aren't as contrite?

[vivifier]

Probably. You might even find one here. They probably won't tell you what you actually should know, though.

Did you seriously never consider that Harrison Welles might actually be responsible for all those metahumans?

[commanderspecs]

He claimed responsibility for it. That the explosion was on him. And has been working tirelessly to make the city safe after that incident!

Oh! Jeeze!

[He drops his phone with another annoyed sound. Immediately, he gets down to pick it up. If Savitar looks closely,
he would see that there's the barest traces of electricity along his fingers]

[vivifier]

I'm sure.

Been rolling around on a wool carpet, have we?

[commanderspecs]

I have not. It's just dry here.

[vivifier]

It really isn't.

Clap your hands together, then go like this. [ He demonstrates clapping his hands together once and then pushing them outwards like he's shoving something away. If it's what he suspects, that should do...something, anyway. ]

[commanderspecs]

First off, I can't. I'm still having a conversation with you. Second, that sounds like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of!