Sorry, Barney. His other hand comes up, and now he's using both to pet the needy raptor. What an affectionate brat. So, perfect for Barry.

"Dude, I get it," he promises. "One time, there was this baby bunny in my parents' backyard, and I'd decided to keep him and name him Raphael- shut up, I was into TMNT- and I went outside to give him a carrot, and a freaking hawk swooped down and took him. Scarred me for life." A nod, like he'd made his point. "We'll make sure Barney is top of the food chain when he goes back."