[video]

[commanderspecs]

[How does this happen. How. How. Barry moves out of the way when he sees a stampede of...vikings?! He's standing out on a sidewalk somewhere downtown, not seeing a familiar sight anywhere. At least not like how it is back home. He sends out the all video signal]

Just what the heck is going on here?! Who's Gideon? Where am I?!

[He's hyperventilating or close enough to it, not amused at what is going on, and tries to make sense of it all.]

Comments

[vivifier]

...does Earth 2 not have pretending?

[commanderspecs]

[He gives a pained sound and suddenly switches hands, shaking his right hand]

Does your corner of the multiverse have people that aren't as contrite?

[vivifier]

Probably. You might even find one here. They probably won't tell you what you actually should know, though.

Did you seriously never consider that Harrison Welles might actually be responsible for all those metahumans?

[commanderspecs]

He claimed responsibility for it. That the explosion was on him. And has been working tirelessly to make the city safe after that incident!

Oh! Jeeze!

[He drops his phone with another annoyed sound. Immediately, he gets down to pick it up. If Savitar looks closely,
he would see that there's the barest traces of electricity along his fingers]

[vivifier]

I'm sure.

Been rolling around on a wool carpet, have we?

[commanderspecs]

I have not. It's just dry here.

[vivifier]

It really isn't.

Clap your hands together, then go like this. [ He demonstrates clapping his hands together once and then pushing them outwards like he's shoving something away. If it's what he suspects, that should do...something, anyway. ]

[commanderspecs]

First off, I can't. I'm still having a conversation with you. Second, that sounds like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of!

[vivifier]

One: Put the phone down, genius.

Two: I'm starting to see why Joe West dislikes you so much.

[commanderspecs]

Joe West? The singer? Why would he dislike me? I don't even know him.

[He wanders over to a park where he can set the phone down, propping it up a little. When his hands are finally free, he claps his hand and pushes outward, eyes widening almost comically when lightning bolts look like they're shooting from his hands and into a tree]

[vivifier]

Congratulations, Barry Allen. Now you too can begin a life of crime.

[commanderspecs]

[He pales and looks like he's about to hyperventilate. Instead, he passes out]

[vivifier]

[ Oh no. But does Savitar care enough to go and check on him? ]

Hello?

[commanderspecs]

[Nope. Out like a light.]

[vivifier]

[ Sigh. Fine. Barry's lucky he has his speed back. Sure, he may have still not bothered getting the cast removed yet, but he can still run. And run he shall, right to wherever it is Barry's at. Where he'll just frown down at the other man. Sure. ]

[commanderspecs]

[hes on the grass and there’s definitely a charred tree nearby]

[vivifier]

[ He'll just wait for him to wake up, then. He really doesn't want to get thrown through the air again. ]

[commanderspecs]

[Eventually, Barry stirs and moans, sitting up. He’s confused as to where he is and sits up straighter when he sees him]

...I was hoping all that was a dream.

[vivifier]

No such luck for you, I'm afraid.

[commanderspecs]

How did this happen?!

[ he’s not screeching; just speaking rapidly at a high pitch ]

[vivifier]

I don't know, Barry. Did you run around in some dark matter?

[commanderspecs]

[He snorts and gets up onto his feet, brushing crass off of his clothes and fiddling with his bowtie]

Yeah, I go around, running straight into Dark Matter for fun.

[vivifier]

Well, have you woken up in a cocoon lately?

[commanderspecs]

Why would I—what—No!

[vivifier]

Oh relax, Number three, I'm sure it's just a side effect of being here.